Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
my mom is so stupid like 3 months ago I told her that she has her iMessage turned on that’s why it says read under her texts and I just looked over at her phone and she literally has replied READ after every text im just speechless not even gonna mention it
guys I’m going on a low/no sodium diet bc I’m prehypertensive from the 20,000++mg of salt I know I eat a day so I just made a low sodium soup and put lemon in it as a salt sub and I wanted to throw it the fuck out I’m such a quitter at heart but maybe I should stick with it I mean if I can be a fucking vegan I can do any diet tbh
- First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
- Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
I’d love it if even one person did this
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
I have a feeling ima regret this
My favourite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched pecan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.