(Source: theferocity, via tigerality)

shivaom:

✨ OM NAMAH SHIVAYA ✨

Timestamp: 1412223869

shivaom:

✨ OM NAMAH SHIVAYA ✨

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

(via thickmints)

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via tigerality)

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via homwrecker)

Timestamp: 1412222193

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via homwrecker)

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via homwrecker)

Timestamp: 1412221543

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces, via homwrecker)

dhrupad:

Ghashiram Kotwal (1976)

Timestamp: 1412212044

dhrupad:

Ghashiram Kotwal (1976)

implosia:

☾☾

(Source: 7582, via nitui)

Timestamp: 1412188306

implosia:

☾☾

(Source: 7582, via nitui)

sempiternal-nostalgia:

° If flowers can teach them self how to bloom after winter passes, so can you ° (at Austin, Texas)

Timestamp: 1412188227

sempiternal-nostalgia:

° If flowers can teach them self how to bloom after winter passes, so can you ° (at Austin, Texas)

imsoshive:

The longer video of ol’ boy killin it!

(via vinebox)

bakrua:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

my last resort to pass college

(via stopdrake2k14)

Timestamp: 1412122051

bakrua:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

my last resort to pass college

(via stopdrake2k14)

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

  • 1: What are you wearing?
  • 2: Ever been in love?
  • 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
  • 4: How tall are you?
  • 5: How much do you weigh?
  • 6: Any tattoos do you want?
  • 7: Any piercings that you want?
  • 8: OTP?
  • 9: Favorite Show?
  • 10: Favorite bands?
  • 11: Something you miss?
  • 12: Favorite song?
  • 13: How old are you?
  • 14: Zodiac sign?
  • 15: Hair Color?
  • 16: Favorite Quote?
  • 17: Favorite singer?
  • 18: Favorite color?
  • 19: Loud music or soft?
  • 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
  • 21: How long does it take you to shower?
  • 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  • 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
  • 24: Turn on?
  • 25: Turn off?
  • 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
  • 27: Fears?
  • 28: Last thing that made you cry?
  • 29: Last time you cried?
  • 30: Meaning behind your url
  • 31: Last book you read?
  • 32: Last song you listened to?
  • 33: Last show you watched?
  • 34: Last person you talked to?
  • 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • 36: Favorite food?
  • 37: Place you want to visit?
  • 38: Last place you were?
  • 39: Do you have a crush?
  • 40: Last time you kissed someone?
  • 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
  • 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
  • 43: What color shirt are you wearing?
  • 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
  • 45: Wearing any bracelets?
  • 46: Last sport you played?
  • 47: Last song you sang?
  • 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
  • 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
  • 50: Favorite movie?

nerdology:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

Note to self, you can be too smart to serve on a jury.

(via bitchussy)

Timestamp: 1412110493

nerdology:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

Note to self, you can be too smart to serve on a jury.

(via bitchussy)